Tells

# Keyword Message At
# bugs "If you write buggy code, it means the terrorists have won." -- nate 12/22/08, 10:18 PM
# PhPNut "just a camera guy" 9/25/10, 5:03 PM
# kiss "Keep it simple, Stupid!": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_principle 1/19/11, 5:25 PM
# !emergency "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute emergency on my part." 6/17/14, 8:15 AM
# ~emergency "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute emergency on my part." 6/17/14, 8:15 AM
# repletion "Learn more about Fat Models, Skinny Controllers - http://bakery.cakephp.org/articles/tehtreag/2010/08/08/model_repletion, and http://teknoid.wordpress.com/2009/01/06/another-way-to-think-about-mvc/" 10/13/11, 1:25 PM
# Section58 "lets rock out with our cocks out!!!" 8/22/11, 10:37 AM
# mcdonalds "My math teacher staples McDonalds applications to failed tests." - Unknown 3/3/10, 9:12 AM
# programmers "Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook 5/4/09, 7:19 AM
# programming "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Rick Cook 12/14/10, 10:36 AM
# constants "Read more about CakePHP constants in the manual --- http://book.cakephp.org/2.0/en/core-libraries/global-constants-and-functions.html" 12/2/11, 8:19 PM
# read "Reading and understanding are two different things" -- ADmad 3/5/09, 5:25 AM
# quotes "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity" - Abraham Lincoln. 9/8/11, 1:56 PM
# leech "Why should I learn it, when you could just tell me the answer... http://bit.ly/rsvEoa " 9/20/11, 2:09 PM
# TheAnachron "YOU CAN SEE ZE WHOLE ASS" http://yfrog.com/kk57uwtj 9/5/11, 9:50 PM
# aro #winning 5/8/13, 2:30 PM
# aneki #winning 4/3/13, 8:41 PM
# razor $uses is like shaving yourself with a knife. You CAN do it, but that doesn't mean that you should. Use a razor! - Mariano Iglesias 8/12/10, 2:46 AM
# knife $uses is like shaving yourself with a knife. You CAN do it, but that doesn?t mean that you should. Use a razor! By Mariano april 19 2009 @ http://pseudocoder.com/blog/one-more-tip-for-speeding-up-cakephp-apps (1.x only, actually its recommened to use it with the lazy loading in 2.0) 4/4/12, 10:36 PM
# cii 'cake irc it' from https://github.com/100rk/cii 12/10/10, 11:39 AM